we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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