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So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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