we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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