at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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