You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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