Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
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I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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