Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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