OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
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We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
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best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
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You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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