Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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