just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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