is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
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I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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