whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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