Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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