I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
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If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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