This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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