Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
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She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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