high people should be assigned attendants
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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