i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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