dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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