I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
why do cheetos always look like penises
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Never joke about your clitoris.
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