I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
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It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
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Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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