Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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