Well douche your snatch and let's go!
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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