there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I had to cum in my sink.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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