who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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