Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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