This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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