like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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