I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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