fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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