im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I touched a dick in church today
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