everyone is single if you try hard enough
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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