Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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