he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
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I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
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Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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