another moral hangover. fuck.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
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