White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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