Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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