The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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