Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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