the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
