I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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