at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Actions speak louder than pants.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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