I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
so let's talk penis.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
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