No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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