Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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