i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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