seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
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The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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