Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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