yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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