Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
