it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
