dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
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I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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