We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
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His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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