U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
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I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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