So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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