You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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