they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
