oh god the rape fog is back!
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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