Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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