loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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