You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
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Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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